The end of the bull run
BITCOIN
CRASH
Bitcoin only goes up... until it doesn't.
Welcome to the collapse.
WE'RE NOT
FINANCIAL ADVISORS
We're crash enjoyers.
We're here for the red candles, the margin calls, and the sweet sound of “I should've sold.”
Red Candles
The bigger the wick, the harder we laugh
Margin Calls
Liquidation is just the beginning
Coping
Watching the denial in real-time
THE RULES
When Bitcoin crashes,
we pump.
Every red candle is a green light. The market bleeds, our bags grow.
When they panic,
we laugh.
Fear is the best indicator. When the timeline turns into a therapy session, we celebrate.
When they cope,
we moon.
Denial is just delayed capitulation. By the time they accept it, we're already gone.
The Numbers
TOKENOMICS
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
$CRASH tokens
Burned
20%
Sent to the void on launch
Community
75%
For the crash enjoyers
Liquidity
Locked
Forever. We're not running.
Don't Get Left Behind
HOW TO BUY
Get a Wallet
Download Phantom, MetaMask, or any wallet that lets you swap. Welcome to the casino.
Fund It
Buy some SOL or ETH. Yes, you'll have to interact with the things crashing. Ironic.
Swap for $CRASH
Head to pump.fun, paste the contract, and ape in like your portfolio depends on it.
Enjoy the Show
Sit back, watch the charts, and laugh as the world burns. You're one of us now.
The Descent Plan
ROADMAP
Phase 1
completeThe Setup
- Launch $CRASH
- Build the cult
- Liquidity locked
Phase 2
activeThe Bleed
- CEX listings
- 10,000 holders
- Meme army deployed
- Trending on CT
Phase 3
soonThe Collapse
- Bitcoin hits new lows
- $CRASH all-time highs
- Tier 1 exchanges
- Crash merch
Phase 4
soonThe Aftermath
- Last laugh, biggest gains
- Permanent memorial NFTs
- We told you so.
JOIN THE CULT
The collapse is more fun with friends. Find us where the crash enjoyers gather.
MORE THAN A COIN.
IT'S A MOVEMENT.
Welcome to the collapse. Join the ones who saw it coming.
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